the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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