Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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