there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There r osticjed everywhere
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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