Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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