But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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