This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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