The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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