whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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