your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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