last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he thought i was a dude.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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