I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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