i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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