If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
