ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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