Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
