Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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