So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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