afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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