dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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