I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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