we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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