I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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