Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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