So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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