Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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