Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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