they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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