Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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