Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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