Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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