wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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