so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I cannot find my penis.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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