You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is Oprah even human
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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