After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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