He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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