Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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