I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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