the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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