he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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