i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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