Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she peed on how many people?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The air was thick with penises
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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