my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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