I have demons in me.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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