Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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