Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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