if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
