If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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