What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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