...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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