Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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