Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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